Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

the jam.

from an album i highly suggest you give a listen to.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009


omg. steeler season started.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Bisping's Island

Incredible. Saturday will be epic.

Saturday, June 6, 2009




Friday, June 5, 2009

Phone Shots

Jamo: "Joe who's your favorite penguin??"

Joey: "Uhhhhhhhhhh



Boo Boo Jenkins."

Sunday, May 3, 2009

America's Team?

The Dallas Cowboys are widely considered America's Team. After their practice facility collapsed Saturday afternoon one thing is apparent, they're definitely not God's team. Mr. I Run Shit Jerry Jones just poured 1.3 billion into state of the art sports arena. After all spending all that money it seems he could only fork over to build a glorified tent at Valley Ranch. This thing collapsed in 65 mph winds, my lo mein fueled farts hold up better under those conditions. If God exist he clearly hates the Cowboys. I don't think he's responsible for guiding Romo's pass into Deshea's arms in week 14. The only pressure situation that guy performs well under is an ever ballooning Jessica Simpson. However it did take miracle for Holmes to put two feet down to seal a sixth Super Bowl. Someone is clearly playing favorites and I'm sure as shit glad he's rooting for my team.

Saturday, April 25, 2009


Incredible. Pens Win. Steelers resign Hines so he can retire a Steeler. However with all this sunshine there has to be one dark cloud. With the 32 overall pick the Stillers got Evander Hood out of Mizzou. The jagoff Browns traded back and took Alex Mack from Cal.

He'd look way hotter in a Steeler uni.

Thursday, February 26, 2009


Does a protein drink (muscle milk), tater tots (ranch + ketchup), and carrots count as dinner?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A Striking Resemblance!

"I’ve seen a lot of spinals Dude, and this guy’s a fake... a fucking goldbricker!"

Monday, January 12, 2009