Bisping's Island

Incredible. Saturday will be epic.

GAME 6

BOO BOO!

WE NEED YOU BOO BOO!!!!

Phone Shots

Jamo: "Joe who's your favorite penguin??"

Joey: "Uhhhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhh

Boo Boo Jenkins."

America's Team?

The Dallas Cowboys are widely considered America's Team. After their practice facility collapsed Saturday afternoon one thing is apparent, they're definitely not God's team. Mr. I Run Shit Jerry Jones just poured 1.3 billion into state of the art sports arena. After all spending all that money it seems he could only fork over to build a glorified tent at Valley Ranch. This thing collapsed in 65 mph winds, my lo mein fueled farts hold up better under those conditions. If God exist he clearly hates the Cowboys. I don't think he's responsible for guiding Romo's pass into Deshea's arms in week 14. The only pressure situation that guy performs well under is an ever ballooning Jessica Simpson. However it did take miracle for Holmes to put two feet down to seal a sixth Super Bowl. Someone is clearly playing favorites and I'm sure as shit glad he's rooting for my team.

CROSBY SUCKS!

Incredible. Pens Win. Steelers resign Hines so he can retire a Steeler. However with all this sunshine there has to be one dark cloud. With the 32 overall pick the Stillers got Evander Hood out of Mizzou. The jagoff Browns traded back and took Alex Mack from Cal.



He'd look way hotter in a Steeler uni.