Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

Get your umbrellas!

Yeah, another lame video post. After one run-through you've got to figure this is a joke, and in no way sanctioned by McCain, I wish it were though, how senile would you have to be to approve this?

Now I just need somebody who can tell me how to get this audio from youtube to my cellphone ring tone.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Some Theories on Stingrays

After Jamo of mental drippings and figma cau shared this article I got to thinking.

I was trying to find out how many stingray related deaths there are per year, and found a few statistics, probably not very reliable, but you get the idea.
Fatal stingray attacks on humans are exceedingly rare. Only two have been reported in Australian waters since 1945

According to statistics, there have been only 17 stingray deaths recorded worldwide.

And now two stingray related deaths within a year and a half? I'm starting to think that there is a band of pirates wielding stingrays as weapons with some personal vendettas.

Think about it man.


This is one of the scariest sounds I've ever heard. It's something I would expect to hear while walking through a haunted house of mirrors with scary clowns just wandering around through it. Either that or a bush maze where there are scary clowns wandering through it with weapons, and scary baby dolls scattered throughout.

Just try closing your eyes and turning up the volume. And if you don't think it's scary, then you'll probably think it's really cute, so you should like it either way.

Thursday, March 20, 2008


The GF sent me this gem.

It blows my mind that DMX is this oblivious to what is going on around him. Also that he has kids, and wants to be a preacher. He is so focused on what he wants to do (most likely smoke crack and rap, that's what he does best), that he doesn't even know a black man and a woman are running for president. I guess it works for him, double R baby, ignore everything that doesn't very directly effect you, make money.

I think the best part of this article is that within a few minutes of hearing that Obama is running for president, DMX unveils the truth. It's a god damn setup.

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.

What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that shit a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done fucked this shit up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about none of that.

Get the whole interview here: XXL Mag

Another highlight from the interview:

If somebody step to my face, I’ma take care of ’em, that’s something different. What people think, I don’t give a fuck about none of that shit ’cause they ain’t putting money in my pocket. They ain’t taking no money out of my pocket. They all suck dick when they see me so it really doesn’t matter.


Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Hip Hop: Alive and well

I've heard rumors that hip hop was dead. I now hold proof, that hip hop has been reborn, or at least is hooked up to a life support system and dook bag and hasn't died yet.

From the sinister mind of John O'Hallaron and the groundbreaking production of Andrew Belcastro; a song that takes a deep look at the costs incurred in maintaining our highway systems, and the social and financial implications these costs...

We Ride: