can you spot the sexy?
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Phone Shots
Jamo: "Joe who's your favorite penguin??"
Joey: "Uhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhh
Boo Boo Jenkins."
Joey: "Uhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhh
Boo Boo Jenkins."
Sunday, May 3, 2009
America's Team?
The Dallas Cowboys are widely considered America's Team. After their practice facility collapsed Saturday afternoon one thing is apparent, they're definitely not God's team. Mr. I Run Shit Jerry Jones just poured 1.3 billion into state of the art sports arena. After all spending all that money it seems he could only fork over to build a glorified tent at Valley Ranch. This thing collapsed in 65 mph winds, my lo mein fueled farts hold up better under those conditions. If God exist he clearly hates the Cowboys. I don't think he's responsible for guiding Romo's pass into Deshea's arms in week 14. The only pressure situation that guy performs well under is an ever ballooning Jessica Simpson. However it did take miracle for Holmes to put two feet down to seal a sixth Super Bowl. Someone is clearly playing favorites and I'm sure as shit glad he's rooting for my team.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
CROSBY SUCKS!
Incredible. Pens Win. Steelers resign Hines so he can retire a Steeler. However with all this sunshine there has to be one dark cloud. With the 32 overall pick the Stillers got Evander Hood out of Mizzou. The jagoff Browns traded back and took Alex Mack from Cal.
He'd look way hotter in a Steeler uni.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Query
Does a protein drink (muscle milk), tater tots (ranch + ketchup), and carrots count as dinner?
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
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